17 5 / 2013

"Do you have any advice how to gat laid if you are fat and ugly?
Yes, find someone fatter and uglier."

02 4 / 2013

You’re hooker!
I’m more of a courtesan, hooker makes it sound like I advertise. And girl… I don’t need to do no advertising

29 3 / 2013

finnharries:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:DDD

finnharries:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:DDD

22 3 / 2013

"People who say real men don’t wear pink obviously don’t know any real men."

Scott Disick

14 3 / 2013

Seriously?? Who he think he is? My Cadillac was here first! GTFO bitch, or I’ll scrape your car! This is my yard!

Seriously?? Who he think he is? My Cadillac was here first! GTFO bitch, or I’ll scrape your car! This is my yard!

12 3 / 2013

Half year in one relationship^^
In love <3

Half year in one relationship^^

In love <3

12 3 / 2013

aaaaaa my very own owl necklace just came^^ yeeey

aaaaaa my very own owl necklace just came^^ yeeey

01 3 / 2013

(Source: overboredfucker)

20 2 / 2013

Say hello to my new boyfriend^^

Say hello to my new boyfriend^^

14 2 / 2013

happened today :D two times :D

happened today :D two times :D

(via so-relatable)